When your parents try to act cool around your friends like


19 hours ago — 293559 notes, via / source

19 hours ago — 584126 notes, via / source


"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

21 hours ago — 209364 notes, via / source

what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

21 hours ago — 415105 notes, via / source


Idk I think feminism should be called something different like common sense or something

22 hours ago — 302103 notes, via / source


babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

22 hours ago — 80018 notes, via


blood orange.. the sky is so pretentious

22 hours ago — 23839 notes, via / source


give me food and I am yours

22 hours ago — 18490 notes, via / source


everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

22 hours ago — 658101 notes, via / source


“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

22 hours ago — 622293 notes, via